Day 1 – Wednesday, 3:10 PM

It’s been two hours. Two. Whole. Hours. And I’m already starting to realise what a terribly misguided decision I’ve made. Honestly, now, shouldn’t email be allowed? Just email! Email is important, right? What if I get one of those “you just won a million euros in the lottery” messages? I mean… I don’t actually play the lottery, but that’s beside the point. This will be my only exception, I promise: email check twice a day. Once at 8 AM, once at 9 PM. That’s it. Read, reply, close. Pinky swear. Read more